Duc Soup

What's up with the Duc? You've no idea, but here's my advice for anyone considering a Ducati: "if you can't write a check for two, you sure can't afford the one"... mine's back in the shop awaiting a new tank from Bologna (yeah, they really did order it from Italy). Thanks everyone for the help in finding a new mechanic (keeping my fingers crossed) and for shuttling me around town.

Pre-performance enhancements: original pipes, pistons, and haircut.

What about old faithful? The Ninja met hers in Hollywood and still isn't operational.

So email me at theonlyloserwalkinginLA@twowheelsgood.com.

I'm convinced that a car wouldn't be such a bad idea, so if you know of someone unloading one, or better yet a beater pickup (gotta haul the bikes somehow) give me a shout.

Use my safehouse email,